closetmonkey
a playful euphemism of someone who is h-m-s-xual but not yet out of the closet.
“no one knows i’m gay except you guys”
“aw you’re a lil closetmonkey”
a gay neighbor that thinks hes cool and comes over at hides in the closet if this is a guy it isnt bad run in the closet with her
-straight-:what the f-ck are u doing
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