Clothed Three-Way Outercourse
a s-xual situation that involves either two guys and one girl or two girls and one guy. all partic-p-nts have their clothes on and there is absolutely no penetration. actions can include stroking, touching, rubbing, spooning, and manual m-st-rb-t–n. common places to partake in this action are on couches or in movie theaters. ctwos (as they are better known) are for people that aren’t ready to go for intercourse or where it would be too akward to have interocurse with three people.
jack: i can’t believe this is happening
jake: i know. who knew she would ask us both for a back m-ssage.
jack: even if this clothed three-way outercourse doesn’t lead to anything she’s still so hot it doesn’t matter.
jake: great job man. we go too hard.
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