seeing clouds of all shapes and sizes and sinking into a trance-like state of happy jealousy
those clouds near the sunset last night gave me some serious cloud envy!
- Psycho Test
the mandatory three day waiting period between obtaining someone’s number and calling them back. so named because obsessive psychopaths categorically fail to p-ss it. kevin: yo, chris, you talk to that dime piece you were flirting with over the weekend? chris: naw, man. still haven’t p-ssed the psycho test yet.
noelle “dude, i love pugs” “no, have you met noelle? she is pugsessed!”
- Pull a Duffy
when someone was present for an awesome event but missed seeing it, who later, after hearing the story, retells the story to others as if they actually saw said event. i decided to pull a duffy when i missed seeing the lesbians making out at ihop at the table behind me.
a person who farts non-stop, in large amounts, and in a short time.it would seem like that person never would smell like any thing but -ss. bob is the bigest fartquart, because he smells like -ss every time i am near him.
the change in complexion a co-worker returns to the office with after spending an alternative work arrangement day out on the beach instead of doing actual work. did you see jeff’s awatan after he came back from the fiba conference in florida?