Cloud Envy
seeing clouds of all shapes and sizes and sinking into a trance-like state of happy jealousy
those clouds near the sunset last night gave me some serious cloud envy!
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noelle “dude, i love pugs” “no, have you met noelle? she is pugsessed!”
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- Awatan
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