cloudburn


pretty much a sunburn that you get on a cloudy day, usually when you least expect it. usually used in western washington (state).
mom: “jimmy get over here, now. you have to put on some sunscreen so you don’t get a cloudburn!”

jimmy: “but mom, i doubt that i will get burned with all these clouds!”
cloud burn is the process of the magnification of the sun through clouds making it easier for your skin to burn. it sneaks up on you like a rash…
at download festival:
tw-t “hey… the clouds are out… i won’t burn”
rooster “yeah you will… cloud burn!”
–2 hours later–
tw-t: “man i wish i had lotion, a poncho or something because sh-t i’m burnt.

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