Clownfuck
during s-x, one party gazes at the other, grinning like a deranged clown. generally used as a tool to ensure the receiver of the clownf-ck will never be interested in you again.
can be referred to as “clownface”
“how did it go with anne the other night?”
“well, she clownf-cked me…”
“did it work, are you gonna call her again?”
“of course not, i can take a hint, i mean who wants to bang a girl that stares at you like ‘it the clown’, i felt like i was having s-x with gary busey wearing joker make-up”
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