clown’s pie
clown’s pie (n). a very, very wet
f-nny.
“finding ourselves alone in the
shooting lodge at balmoral, her majesty
bade me descend to her lady garden.
after 50 years of widowhood, i found her
to be considerably aroused. it was
like being hit in the face with a clown’s
pie”. (from “the memoirs of queen
victoria’s ghyllie” by john brown ).
a rather sloppier version of the ‘otter’s pocket’ (see l-b–).
this is a long lost cl-ssic that i felt i needed to share with the dirtier folk of this world!
“her majesty bade me to descend her lady garden, after fifty years of widowhood she was considerably aroused – it was like being hit in the face with a clown’s pie!!”
a very very wet f-nny
went i went down on her it was like being hit in the face with a ‘clowns pie’
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