Club Parking
parking located immediately and conveniently outside of your current location. locations include but are not limited to:
-dormitory
-bar
-restaurant
-veterinary’s office
-coffee shop
-roadside grille
-denny’s
“dude, i’m so f-cking stuffed on chocolate chip pancakes. i hope your car’s not too far away”
“don’t worry man, i’ve got club parking.”
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