clunge pastry
the sticky, gelatin substance that remains around female genitalia after s-xual intercourse. what was once simply clunge juice turns into clunge pastry by a process similar to the way iron rusts: oxidisation.
it is believed that in some nations, clunge pastry is seen as an edible delicacy, particularly when spread over some toast with a bit of jam.
warning: clunge pastry sticks in your p-b-s.
bill: how was cecilia last night?
ted: the s-x was good, snuggling wasn’t bad, but i’m still trying to get her clunge pastry out of my sheets – take a look
bill: dude that’s f-cking disgusting!!
ted: dude!! i know!!
leonardo da vinci: iron rusts from disuse, water loses its purity and becomes stagnant… even so does clunge pastry sap the vigour of the p-n-s
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