CMA


christmas movie addict – someone who has too much time on their hands and an unhealthy obsession with christmas movies, usually hallmark heartstrings, and watches them year round.
kaitlin needs a hobby or a boyfriend because she’s clearly gone cma.
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acronym for the ill-strious california maritime academy. a part of the csu system. notable for the abundance of alcoholics and uniformed tools (student/cadets) whatever the h-ll you want to call them. a lack of females above a 2.0 on the 10 point scale, and a floating brothel staffed by csu monterey bay and cal poly co-eds also known as the tsgb (training ship golden bear).
every cma party is a c-ckfest.
cover my -ss. used when you choose the safe tactic. may also be said when you have done something wrong and dont want to take the fall for it.
i am working according to the cma tactic!
a term that may be used in place of christmas or x-mas. was created because an asian girl did not understand the origin of x-mas and thought christmas was too long to say. she wanted to be a rebel and made up c-mas.
victoria: merry c-mas!
bob: wtf is c-mas?
short for christmas when true christians feel wrong by taking out christ all together, leave the c instead of replacing it with an x as in xmas.
jesus: man, i hate when people put xmas for my birthday, so disrespectful.
g-d: well let the children call it cmas then that way everyone’s happy 🙂
the cma is a hip hop duo consisting of living legends members luckyiam psc and the grouch.
whatchu know about that cma crew?
slug and murs on the tracks, oh fasho!
cma, also known as crossing my arms, is a reference used off of the popular term smh, known as shaking my head.
“goodness zac, you just make me cma” – brie

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