coconut surprise
the act of putting two fists in an orifice and one’s dingly wingly between the fists.
yo dude you know that girl chelsea from science?
yeah man what about her?
i gave her a coconut surprise!
wow what a meatpony!
1 more definition
n. – the act of having unprotected s-x, pulling out before -j-c-l-t–n, -j-c-l-t-ng on one’s hand, and slapping the girl in the face.
hmmm, i don’t have a condom. what should i do? i know!… ha, coconut surprise, b-tch!
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