Coach Shims


an obese dyk- , who favors certain students. she also looks like the lion from the wizard of oz. she picked a good career, it suits her well. she can dress like sh-t, and check out young women in the locker room.
“i ran all 4 laps!”says the multicultural black guy.
“well i didn’t hear you all four times.”coach shims
“f-ck yo couch nihcca.”multicultural black guy.
“yeah, he ran all his laps, i was with him most of the time.”
other cool black guy.

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