cock choke


the (physically impossible) act of wrapping one’s p-n-s around another person’s neck in order to strangle him/her. often used jokingly as an exaggerated threat.
if you don’t stop changing the radio station in my car, i’m going to c-ck choke you.
someone who chokes on a c-ck
she chocked on her boyfriends c-ckchoke

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