coalburner

a caucasian female who introduces the genes of spear-chuckers into her gene pool. usually the sloppy seconds or the faulty goods of the white man. for some reason, velcro heads preach about how he f-cked a cracka b-tch, when in reality they’re killing their race by having s-x with another race.
michael: so did you hear about trisha? her boyfriend got out of jail.
jacob: which one? the one who stuck up a liquor store, or group stomped an elderly old lady?
michael: no, the one who shot another porchmonkey for “disrepektin an og”
jacob: oh. sucks. normally, she would be an 8/10, but since she’s a coalburner, i don’t put my d-ck anywhere near that as a rule.
a “coalburner” is a white girl who is spoiled rotten and rebels against her wealthy or middle cl-ss parents for some imagined affront sometime in their short lives. this rebellion manifests itself in the form of f-cking any sloppy p-ssy–ss fake g-ngb-nger n-gg-r they can get their nasty d-ck-skinners on. also see “mud-duck” punishing parents by giving them 4 grandchildren from 4 sperm donors with cream-colored skin, red afros, big lips and flat noses.also see dumb b-tch riding in the p-ssenger seat of her own car , pumping the gas and paying for it. also see treated like sh-t by any white man who could have ever been an equal co-habitating partner and possible non-financial sponge, not because he’s a racist but because only someone with absolutely no self respect would confine themselves to random s-xual partners of a different race who’s self- imposed disenfranchis-m-nt and liberal suborned laziness only furthers their own deep self-loathing and constant rape of the english language. example- see the names of coalburners offspring, stupid–ss names made up by people unable to spell real names correctly, ie. “spell it like it sounds”, shawon (shawn), laqueesha (?????).
99.9% of females in the military.
man1: “did you see heather’s new bruises?”
man2: “yeah, that monkey of hers beat her up again and stole her welfare check, then apologized and f-cked her mouth. he’s out of prison again.”
man1: “which monkey”
man2: “her baby-daddy”
man1: “which one?”
man2: “the one who stole her car and then beat her because it was low on gas”
man1: “she took him back?”
man2: “no white man will touch her, except to sh-t on her forehead”
man1: “stupid–ss coalburner serves her right!”
caucasian women who date n-gg-rs.
coalburners love their velcro heads.
a white girl who is doing a black dude.
shes a coal burner.
you’re surprised?
arent you?
a rich blonde yuppie who only goes to clubs that play black music so she can find the perfect brother to p-ss her dad off with.
that girl from the o.c. is a major league coal burner.
a white woman who only has s-x with black men.
kim kardashian is a coal burner. so was nicole brown simpson ( r.i.p ) or any other non african american woman who only has s-x with black men.
a person of a different ethnic group that dates somebody of the african american race.
i’ll be d-mn, she’s a coalburner.
a white girl who dresses black, acts black, and sometimes “thinks” shes black and only f-cks black guys because in her mind, she’s “black”
heidi henderson and lindsey gladstone

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