Coatum
a custom made coat that is used to keep a man’s scr-t-m warm. the coat is typically made from worsted wool or cashmere. few companies use polyester because it can be very hot and leave chaffing on the actual nut skin.
jeff: hey rocky! did you hear that wal-mart is now carrying coatums?
rocky: no jeff i didn’t, did you buy one?
jeff: yeah man! mine is made out of cashmere..
rocky: sweet dude!! can i try it on??
jeff: f-ck you man! get your own.
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