Cobcorning
to m-st-rb-t- with p–p in your hand.
always be sure to disinfect after cobcorning.
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a huge p-n-s. a long, thick, p-n-s. often the envy of other men. man that guy just gave me the ennenc-ck, i wont walk again for weeks.
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e-norb-ous the size of a “norb” (norb-no reason b-n-r). similar to enormous. girl: “what is that in your pants?” boy: “what are you talking about….oh, sh-t thats enorbous!”
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