when you get your p-n-s stuck in a pool jet
ouch, i have a cobner
- Common Sense Media
a website where obsessive moms go to complain, scrutinize, and criticize all things found in the media before you allow little tommy to watch spongebob, make sure you check it’s rating on common sense media!
to break something completely beyond repair. usually something you didn’t think was possible to break in the first place. ex. nokia, power steering, t-tanic. he cornswoggled his power steering by turning too hard and snapped it.
- dirty bird
when you put your finger in your own or someone else’s b-tt hole and flip someone off i gave that girl a dirty bird 44 more definitions a touchdown celebration created by jamal anderson for the 1998 atlanta falcons. the dance, which consisted of flapping arms to act like wings, was introduced when tight end […]
- dirty brewer
being awfully wet. no one knows why you’re wet, but you’re blacked out acting creepily perverted. did you see that dirty brewer at the bar last night? i was scared.
- dirty sandcastle
when you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your p-n-s through the tower windows and proceed to f–k her but just before you -j-c-l-t-, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down. jack: hey man, […]