cock blockade


when a group of a female’s friends form a pact to protect thier friend from any male contact.
oh my god, look at that m-ssive c-ck blockade around her!
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an army of c-ckblockers that set up a fortified wall (circle) in a club so as to not let any guys in
dude, those chicks have set up a complete c-ckblockade
scenario where more than one male or groups of males prevent one person from hooking up or talking to a girl.
sonny: so did you get with linda at the party?
mike: nah bro, sam, dan kept interupting on purpose, and dustin was c-ck blocking, it was a freaking c-ck blockade, i couldn’t get through.
a wall of males, similar to a small row of roman legions, who take it within themselves to c-ck block all and every attempt of approaching males to contact a girl in their 20 foot radius. usually seen in a nightclub setting, this phenomena is practiced mostly by men sporting sungl-sses regardless of a lack of lighting.

connected to the set of rules and guidelines known as “chivalry a-la-jersey sh-r-“, this act is accepted by guidos and guido aficionados in jersey and dearborn, michigan.
bro-cuz, this cat obviously can’t tell by the amount of gel in our hair that the five girls standing eight feet away from us are our jurisdiction. lets rally our 3 wallah bro-troops, put on our sungl-sses, and enforce this c-ck blockade.
when a group of people (usually friends) gang up on you and “block” you from having s-x with a woman. it is different than c-ck block in the fact that it involves multiple people.
(open door with girlfriend to find all my friends)

me: dammit! it’s a c-ck blockade!

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