Cock Docker


one who partic-p-tes in the act of snoodling.
jackson: i put my p-n-s inside another man’s forskin for pleasure.

chris: that makes you a c-ck docker.
one who -ssists a friend in getting p-ssy, where said friend’s d-ck is the boat and the p-ssy is the dock. when you are a c-ckdocker you dock c-cks. the exact opposite of c-ckblocker.
thanks for the c-ckdock last night bro, i ended up getting it. you deserve the c-ckdocker of the year award.
a selfish idiot who goes above and beyond any other in being a complete -sshole without even realising it.

a really gay “douchebag”.

can also take the place of the term “douchebag” in just about any situation.

see: douchebag
1:that c-ck docker just sideswiped my car trying to beat the other guy into that parking sp-ce.

2:jack says to paul after paul borrowed jacks ps3 game, lost it and now denies ever borrowing it in the first place, “paul, you have to be the biggest c-ck docker i’ve ever met!”

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