cock goggles
as a followup to tea bagging, slapping a c-ck against a person’s eyes until they are bruised to the point where they resemble goggles. as the bruising was a direct result of a c-ck slapping their eyes, the condition is known as “c-ck goggles”
dave shouldn’t have p-ssed out so hard on the cruise because now he has to spend the rest of it wearing his c-ck goggles.
the word c-ckgoggle can be used in many ways, when someone wishes to express general displeasure they would use the c-ckgoggles form of the word.
c-ckgoggles is also the more preferred word to use in place of c-ckgoggle as an insult, much in the same way you would use the words goggles or pants as opposed to goggle or pant, which should only be used in cases such as referring to a pant leg or a goggle lens.
person 1: dude, they decided to replace cortana with guilty spark in halo 3.
person 2: c-ckgoggles! that’s going to ruin the game!
person 1: naw man, i’m just messing with you.
person 2: man, you can be such a c-ckgoggles sometimes.
an insult that hints that the insultee is in dire need, of some goggles for his c-ck.
shut the h-ll up you c-ckgoggle.
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