cock holding
when you and your bro find a girl at a party or some other place and you want to f-ck her but your bro is being an annoyin f-ck and is “c-ck holding you”. its as if he is holdin your c-ck and not letting you put it in her because he is getting in the f-cking way. like being c-ck blocked but to the point where your so f-cking annoyed that your friend wont just leave the two of you to hook up.
me: hey girl whats your name and what year are you?
girl: jessica and im a freshman at csuchico, your cute whats your name?
c-ckholder:hi im joe im a freshman too
me:joe quit c-ck holding me and find your own b-tch!
me:sorry about that lame, my names mj and your cute as f-ck too.
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