Cock Murphy
1. c-ck rubbing. either intended to jerk off the owner of such a c-ck or to send them into a frenzy of s-xuality where they hump the first object they can find until they have satisfied their c-ck.
2. a very hard hit. someone just gets laid out like none other.
1. sydney was rubbing alex, but then he got excitied and jumped on her and humped her b-tt. she took him to court for rape but the judge was like ‘h-ll no you’re just a c-ck murphy wh-r-‘
2. stegs took a c-ck murphy so hard that he couldnt walk right for days
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