cock waffle



a “c-ck waffle” has at two (or more) definitions.

a) an insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. c-ck waffle is an example of foul language where the word “waffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.

or
b) a waffle in the shape of a c-ck.
a) i had almost finished when my c-ck waffle of a computer suddenly turned itself off.

b) “i love u c-ckwaffle”.
synonymous with -sshole, perhaps a bit more derogatory.
those elitist c-ckwaffles won’t let anybody who doesn’t make 6 figures a year join their gym.
a jack-ss , dumb person who has the looks of c-ck and the brain of a waffle , the origin of this word is it was randomly created on a cuss word generator. how to tell if your a c-ckwaffle is if your called it you are puzzled by it since you never have heard it before.
mr.e you are such a c-ckwaffle .
a type of s-xual breakfast which can be eaten in bed or elsewhere
im going to have some c-ckwaffles with my f-cky charms
neither a c-ck] nor waffle], a c-ckwaffle is a person who is filled with exceptional amounts of douchebaggery].
someone recently said to me that whoever seochamp is, he certainly is a c-ckwaffle]
1.the inability for a man to retain an erection.
2. a bi- s-xual man who switches from male to female partners constantly.
1. ” so did you have s-x last night?” “no. we were going to, until tom c-ck waffled”.

2. “frank you’ve got to stop f-ck-ng all these random people, its not safe” “he man, what can i say? i’m c-ck waffling this week..”
c-ckwaffle a term used to describe a mans p-n-s which has been inserted into a waffle iron. thus making his c-ck a waffle.
usually this happens when either a man acidentally falls onto the table he was making his breakfast waffles while naked and waffles his own p-n-s. or in other instances it happens when the male is a huge douchebag and a female realizes this and decides when he says he wants waffles b-tch she takes it opon herself to c-ckwaffle him.

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