Cock War
when someone is referring to themselves as being bigger and better than the other person. it metaphorically is expressed in the size of one’s “c-ck.” this is not to be confused with a p-ssing contest.
“i am a girl, but my c-ck is bigger than your c-ck.” “jenna is a better manager than you. boom. she just won the c-ck war.”
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