cockblocker

a person who has n-body to love so they decide to take it out on you try and interfere with your relationship and stop the flow of love and emotions. they also prevent you from getting some….
girl one: baby, i love you

boy one: i love you more
c-ckblocker : -thinks to himself- i ain’t get no p-ssy so i’ll be a d-ckhead and stop these two….
-says aloud- who’s hungry?
c-ckblocker: 1. (noun) a female friend who accompanies another female friend to planned meetings with a male peer, to ensure that the sista does not get into trouble;
2. (noun) a male who interferes with another male’s attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself;
3. (verb) to c-ckblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one’s mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another
1. jill “jane, i really need you to come along tonight as my c-ckblocker so i don’t do anything i would later regret.
jane “sure”
2. i made my move toward that hottie jennifer with the thought of grinding with her. that c-ckblocker alex cut in and got it first.
3. alex c-ckblocks all the time
a person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of two others getting their game on.
the dude and some fine–ss woman were gettin’ their game on when kgb showed up f-cked up and put his arms around them. he didn’t even know he was being a c-ck blocker
someone who prevents someone from getting s-x.
an insecure -sshole who does not have the b-lls to open a conversation with a woman, but will not hesitate to b-tt into any interaction already in progress. they will then proceed in destroying any chance of a hook-up. most times, what they refer to as “their game” is so poor that not only do they f-ck up your prospects they end up scaring away the “prey” to another table or “lance goodthrust” at the other end of the bar. they are the most effective birth control device known to mankind. stay away from these people or become a monk where you’ll have just as much opportunity for getting some p-ssy.
you’re talking to a hottie that you’ve managed to cut away from her heard. you’re just about to “close the deal” with a number or invite to a more secluded place ie. your car, when “cb” shows up and hangs over you both like a plague from g-d or bad breath or herpes. the conversation, which had been flowing with magical bullsh-t, becomes strained and uncomfortable. she mentions that “it’s getting late” as she eyes the safety of the heard. her departure is followed by, “she was a b-tch anyway!” from the -sshole who’s just ruined it for you. you supress the urge to punch him in the liver, move to another part of the bar where you start again in the hopes that he cannot find you. for surely he is the devil.
a person who interferes with anothers chance of geting laid.
spoon is the biggest c-ckblocker of them all.
someone who blocks you from gettin with a girl
emanuel c-ckblocked me at the mall today
prevents p-ssy for others
bill is a c-ck blocker

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