Cockcumber
noun: a p-n-s that is so large that it gets confused with a cuc-mber. helps if the man is wearing a green condom.
listen girl, last night saw ciarán’s n-blet, and let me tell you, it was a c-ckc-mber. i could have made a salad from that bad boy.
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