cocked blocked by Bill Gates
unable to receive the s-xual pleasures from someone because he or she is too busy dealing with the problems of his or her’s pc.
johnny (to his best friend): yo, so did you get laid last night?
james: nah, my booty call got ruined when her pc got a virus.
johnny: hahaha, you got c-cked blocked by bill gates! you should’ve bought her that mac like i told you to!
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