Resisty
a small resistance force made up of many aliens whose planets have been taken over by the irken empire. their leader is a vortian named lard nar, whose planet was once an allies of the irkens and is now enslaved by them. the resisty rocks, even though their name’s a little…funny?
lard nar: “we are the resisty! we have come to-”
tallest purple: “whoowhoowhoowhoowhoo! did you say ‘the resisty’?”
lard nar: “yes, yes, the resisty! anyhow, we have come-”
tallest purple: “that’s a stupid name.”
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