cockfidence
(n) -ssurance and boldness of an unattractive man who, despite lack of any redeeming qualities or personal hygiene, is arrogent and abusive due entirely to the size of his larger-than-average p-n-s. these men should be avoided. c-ckfidence is not directly proportional to s-xual prowess.
due to his c-ckfidence, the short, ugly and abusive troll bryan has slept with many attractive women who should be out of his league.
the act of your c-ckyness overpowering your own confidence
that richard-face just asked the hottest chick in here to go back to his place, he sure has c-ckfidence
a perfect blend of c-ckiness and confidence about yourself, so smooth, everyone thinks you are awesome because of how superb your self-confidence is.
betsy: i look good.
kayla: i totally want your c-ckfidence.
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