usually a p-n-s that can drive into people or objects with as much force as a hammer. it can be used in multiple ways like the word f-ck, and is more cool when you type it in all caps.
that guy is a real c-ckhammer in bed
this lecture is such a c-ckhammer
john “c-ckhammer” smith gets so many women, to bad they are all dwarfs.
2 more definitions
1. a person who who does nothing but b-tches and p-sses you off to the point of it being like smashing your c-ck…with a hammer.
1. goddammit bernice your being a total c-ckhammer right now!!!
an event or situation making the likelyhood of action probable. the opposite of a c-ck block.
“thats totally a c-ck hammer! danielle is gonna be in the other bed so jesse will have to sleep with you!”
for something to be so delicious that people begin to feel jealous. and just an awesome word to say. ” dude your ritz crackers are so jealicious” ” jealicious”
- jiggle wiggle
the movement of jello in morse code. usually between a green male jello and a sl-tty purple female jello. jiggle wiggle, wiggle jiggle. jiggle jiggle wiggle? wiggle jiggle!
- Back of the House
your -rs-hole dude 1: “yo dawg i herd u bangd kfc’niqua” dude 2: “yeah i entered through the back of the house”
- Egg on Ice
egg on ice means nice. often used to describe something of extreme goodness. oi, steve, this egg on toast is proper egg on ice.
- Cock lottery
the first time a girl hooks up with a guy and gets her hands down his pants, she finally gets to find out if she likes his package. if she does, she’s won the c-ck lottery. i finally gave my new guy a bl-w j-b last night, and d-mn, i won the c-ck lottery!