usually a p-n-s that can drive into people or objects with as much force as a hammer. it can be used in multiple ways like the word f-ck, and is more cool when you type it in all caps.
that guy is a real c-ckhammer in bed

this lecture is such a c-ckhammer

john “c-ckhammer” smith gets so many women, to bad they are all dwarfs.
2 more definitions
1. a person who who does nothing but b-tches and p-sses you off to the point of it being like smashing your c-ck…with a hammer.
1. goddammit bernice your being a total c-ckhammer right now!!!
an event or situation making the likelyhood of action probable. the opposite of a c-ck block.
“thats totally a c-ck hammer! danielle is gonna be in the other bed so jesse will have to sleep with you!”

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