Cocking Gun
its when you are f-cking a chick doggy style and you pull out your d-ck right before you are going to c-m, place it on the top of her -ss crack, then run a line of gunk from the top of her -ss to her cl-t just like a caulking gun. this of course would also apply to the upper lip, forehead, ear-to-ear across the eyes, ect.
“i just laid a smooth line of baby batter on my girls -ss crack with my c-cking gun”.
or
“that girls -ss was so big i had to reload my c-cking gun to finish the job”.
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