cockpush
the exact opposite of the dreaded c-ckblock. this is when your buddy seriously does you a solid towards gettin’ some.
this is not to be confused with the general duties of a good wingman. this is when your buddy has earned himself a freakin’ purple heart of wingmanship by showing extraordinary bravery in helping you score.
sitting on the grenade (ie taking the ugly one home) in its most extreme cases (like, a 500 pounder) qualifies as a c-ckpush
-hey man, so i’m gonna take heather home so leanne is all yours. also, i managed to score you a 5 star suite upstairs with all inclusive room service. happy trails!
-dude…-chokes up- thank you for the epic c-ckpush
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