Cocksicle
the act of putting a condom in the freezer before s-xual intercourse. can be either a chilly sensation or disappointing experience; quite possibly both…
guy 1: dude your girlfriend is a b-tch. you better give her the c-cksicle tonight.
guy 2: i’ll think about it. i hope i don’t get super shrinkage.
a refreshingly ice cold d-ck that’s typically enjoyed by young women (and gay dudes)as a means of cooling off on a hot summer day. can also be shoved into one’s orifice of choice for additional ice cold pleasure.
paul is “nothing like a c-cksicle to celebrate the end of exams!” (someone’s actual facebook status)
zach: “was it cherry-vanilla j-zz flavored or just the original j-zz flavor?” (actual comment on person’s facebook status)
when f-ll-t– is done outdoors in cold weather – c-ck forms a layer of frozen saliva
hey when we go skiing, will you give me a c-ck-sicle on the chairlift?
an endearing term for c-ck. like sucking a c-cksicle?
one sl-t to anoter sl-t, “im gonna go have myself a yummy c-cksicle”
a derogatory term for someone suspected of engaging in necrophilia. derived from the belief that their genitalia would be cold from invading the frigid, stiff corpse of their victim.
don’t be such a c-cksicle, tw-tface.
what happens to your p-n-s and scr-t-m if you jump into a cold pool, bathtub or ice bucket.
tim: gary, what’s in your cold pool tent?
gary: tim some people call it an insurrection but i call it a c-cksicle.
sucking c-ck just like a popsicle.
that b-tch sure likes to c-cksicle!
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