Cocksimity
(noun) the relative location of your c-ck.
man on workout bench: “dude, your c-cksimity to my face is totally unacceptable.”
spotter: “chill bro, we’re bonding.”
her: “based upon you’re current c-cksimity, i would say your aiming for the wrong hole.”
him: “…and that’s where you’re wrong.”
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