Cocksmoking
c-cksmoking is the act of giving a bl-wj-b in the manner of smoking a cigar. puffs into the mouth not the lungs to prevent accidental inhalation of stray c-m. most commely used as an insult. the act of c-cksmoking is an anchient art dating back to the times of jesus and mary when condoms wern’t avalible and accidental ihalation of c-m was a major problem killing many wh-r-s a year. it is still practiced today as an alternative to
-did u suck his d-ck last night?
-i had to c-cksmoke the condom broke.
-thats fine i like to get old school to sometimes.
-ya i luv c-cksmoking.
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