Cockstacle


a male that impedes another male’s ability to mate.
guy 1: “did you see justyn almost take home the drunk chick?”

guy 2: “yeah, too bad the designated driver saved her from him.”

guy 1: “dude, i know. what a c-ckstacle.”

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