cockstand

when a p-n-s is erect,a hard-on.
that s-xy image gives me a c-ckstand.
this is what happens to adolescent boys when they sit around doing nothing.

a c-ckstand is an erection that happens throughout p-b-rty due to the large amounts of androgens floating around the teenager’s body. a c-ckstand can only be remedied by masturbation.
during english cl-ss, missy notices stephen has what it seems like a hard object sticking up on the frontal section of his pants. fraught with curiosity missy asks:
missy: what’s that sticking up on stephen’s pants?
derrick: he’s got a c-ckstand missy. (the whole cl-ss laughs).
the act of performing a keg stand on one’s c-ck. a friend of the recipient holds the c-ck stander’s feet as they give a bl-wj-b. the audience counts on every neck thrust, and the number is awarded to the recipient of the aforementioned bl-wj-b.
“okay i am way too drunk to do another keg stand.”

“time for another c-ck stand becky! i’m beating 76 this time.”
the act of having a giant c-ck. a c-ck so long that when erect you could put it on the ground on a windy day just to hold yourself up. kind of like a kickstand on a bicycle. in some rare cases tho if is when you go out looking for a mean d-ck to hop up and down on like a pogo-stick.
nick: yo chris i heard you did a c-ckstand this weekend, is that true?
chris: ya man, its true.
nick: i dont see where you get enjoyment out of another mans p-n-s…thats gross!