cockswatter
a female version of a c-ckblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. they pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don’t appreciate getting c-ckswatted.
kay: what do you think about will? caroline: he’s cute. why? kay: well we’re gonna hookup. caroline: what? omfg don’t do it! no! kay: okayy i won’t…. c-ckswatter! (she then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend’s useless c-ckswatting.)
a women who stops another women from getting laid. also known as tw-t swatter.made famous by dane cook.
“i tried to take that girl home, but her friend is a total c-ck swatter.”
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