Cocksweater
a colorful hand knitted sweater like over garmet that one wears on ones c-ckshaft for fashion and warmth. possible attachments include the “ball bag” and “head hood.” these items are sold at such stores as: osh c-ck…ballgock, jc p-n-s, ball-walmart, and american eagle.
fo example: “bro, my g-ma is totally gonna hook me up this christmas with a sick nasty c-cksweater.”
“no way man! like aaaaawehehr4hhadlfdjfasldf”
-guy two explodes because he was a robot the whole time…-
1. noun. a cylindrical sweater worn over a male’s p-n-s.
2. adjective. an irritating, ignorant person.
3. noun. a person who spends their time keeping p-n-ses warm.
annoying jerk poser idiot ignorant jack-ss -sshatmisogynist egotistical
he decided to wear his finest wool c-cksweater on his ascent up mt. everest. he knew it would be a perilous and frigid climb.
i met a c-cksweater outside the bar in town last night, he said he thought he was pretty good looking. he also -ssumed that i wanted to have s-x with him. what a c-cksweater.
george w. bush spent the last 8 years working as a c-cksweater for the vice president.
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