cockswerving
to avoid a constant bombardment of male members on sites like chatroulette and shufflepeople ,whilst genuinely trying to just have some fun!
for f-cks sake! how many more w-nkers do i have to enjure!,this c-ckswerving is becoming tiresome!
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