Cocktail Party
where sophisticated grown ups go to lie to each other; dry hump in closets.
“life is just one big stinking c-cktail party isn’t it doc?”
“get out of my car.”
when a group of at least 4 males m-st-rb-t- to -j-c-l-t–n into a wine gl-ss, and then pour it onto an unsuspecting sleeping, or p-ssed out (drunk) females face at a party. usually a p-ssive aggressive way to settle a score.
joe: man, that c-nt abby just slapped you in the face dude..
chris: i know man……you thinking what i’m thinkng?
both: c-cktail party!!!
party in which all partic-p-ting males of a circle jerk -j-c-l-t- into a c-cktail gl-ss. the loser, or the man to -j-c-l-t- last, must take the scrumptious drink, and give it to his girlfriend. should the loser not have one, he must proceed to drink it himself.
either way, you are going home alone that night.
friend 1: we had a nice, friendly little c-cktail party.
friend 2: and?
friend 1: i ended up swallowing 13 different men’s s-m-n at once.
when the c-ck of one person and the tail of another have a party. a.k.a. -n-l s-x.
“private long, if you don’t shut what i call the f-ck up, we’re going to have a c-cktail party tonight!”–drill sergeant
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