coction
1. short for ‘concoction,’ but with an extreme good or bad meaning
2. a drink mixed with someone’s c-ck as a practical joke
1. good: that bartender can mix up a kick–ss coction!
bad: that nasty coction almost killed me!
2. johnny the waiter served the mean sl-t a coction after she told him he wasn’t getting a tip.
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