COD’s Law
refers to the online multiplayer in the call of duty (usually modern warfare 1 and after) franchise. this scientific law states that any given player in any point in time is in his mind the optimal skill level:social life ratio, i.e anyone who is better than the player would be “loser who lives in his moms bas-m-nt who has no life” and anyone worse is “such a f—in noob”, who the player, respectively, pwned.
player after losing a ffa match: “wow that guy just went 30-1, probably some fat loser with no life.”
or
same player after beating somebody: “hahaha 3-45!!! you fkin noob i raped you!!!!”
friend: “wow man that’s cod’s law for ya.”
Read Also:
- Colwill
a gay guy who duct tapes his p-n-s to make it appear larger. probably still wets the bed. omg i totally colwilled my bed last night, now no one will go to the prom with me. he is not that big, he totally colwills
- compter
the computer without u you must admit when you submit to your dream it’s not a bit like clicking submit on a compter screen.
- jilly spilly
when a girl spills her junk on her hunk jill a totlaly made a jilly spilly last night
- Connecticut Douche
preppy ahole who wears large amounts argyle and spends entirely too much time bathing himself with imported cologne, clamming, and studying for his pre-law cl-sses at yale. usually named “preston” or “baron” or something. normal guy: hey man, wanna chill this weekend? i was thinking of having some people over. connecticut douche: no thanks, i’m […]
- FashioNONable
a trait commonly found in people who wear what was fashionable a very long time ago, or never was, clearly, but claim that they look freakin’ rad and boho and cool. also, some people possessing this trait are most often fashion victims of things that aren’t even very popular anyway, like lady gaga. plus, fashiononable […]