Coffee Expert
an expert in some specialist field that is usually consulted in irregular brief meetings, traditionally over a cup of coffee. they vary from incredibly useful and valuable to heartbreakingly incompetent.
often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.
“d-mn, we can’t route this cabling without moving that duct.”
“can we do that?”
“i don’t know. another one for the coffee expert?”
“yep, i’ll set it up.”
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