coffee table cockblock
when your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. she then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.
i was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly -ss coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table c-ckblocked
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