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• pissitorium

  when a men’s restroom consists mostly of urinals, or when the men in said restroom are mostly p-ssing. one such example would be at a sporting event where men are in line to use the urinal. john: “i went into the restroom and there was p-ss all over the seats, and everyone was waiting in […]

• شرب شاي بالياسمين

  مصطلح مصري شائع ويعني أن الشخص (المتحدث عنه) قد تمت رشوته للتغاضي عن فعل أمر ما. مثال: – هل عاقب مدير المدرسة الطالب غير المهذب؟ – لأ يا عم (no, mate)، شكله كدة (probably) شرب شاي بالياسمين.

• Oregon Slap Jack

  when you are receiving a bl-wj-b and whip out your d-ck to start slapping your girlfriend in the face as fast as possible, making a sound like you are flipping flap jacks. bro, my girfriend was giving me a blowy last night and i just started doing the oregon slap jack on her for no […]

• Dickseed

  when you f-ck a chick, and when you finish you take your condom, blow it up like a balloon, release it into the wind, and when it touches the ground, it sprouts into a d-ck tree that looks like your d-ck. it’s a s-xual ritual and totally bad -ss. dude1: yo, let’s go spread our […]

• classy anal

  the act of having -n-l s-x while wearing a top hat, and drinking the cheapest red wine available without spilling a drop. went to that wine gala and ended up having cl-ssy -n-l afterwards. when i came, she downed her wine and tossed her top hat into the air screaming “cl-ssy as f-ck!” cl-ssy -n-l […]

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