creepy old guy. an older guy that prey on younger girls in clubs. normally he stare intensely at the girl’s private parts and licks his tongue.

not to be confused with the silver fox, an older gentleman like george clooney.

a cog is tacky and freaks out people.
that guy stare at me is such a cog.
he is coging her like crazy.
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faceless, nameless, unimaginative office f-cks who just toe the line.
bob from accounting is the biggest cog, the only fun he ever has is deskorating katie’s work sp-ce. what a loser.
“creepy old guy”
dood, why is that old guy staring at all those high school girls? what a cog!
surrept-tious acronym meaning “consistent -rg-sm giver.” more reliable and far more skilled than the famed ‘booty call’ or ‘hookup,’ less dangerous than ‘friends with benefits,’ more elegant and less mechanical than ‘f-ckbuddy.’ a cog is the holy grail of dependable hook-ups. use of this term is particularly useful as it is pretty fun to say, lessens the harshness of speaking ‘-rg-sm’ aloud in mixed company, and has the appropriate double entendre of ‘cogs’ in clocks that mesh well and therefore make everything run smoothly.
“it’s getting kind-of late. tryna go to bars?”
“nah, think i’ll just call my cog.”

“you two have amazing chemistry! is he your boyfriend?”
“h-ll nah, he’s my cog.”
long before the pendulum wars, the coalition of ordered governments (cog) existed only as an obscure world-government philosophy in the mind of the fanatic socialist, alexiy desipich. its austere canon was based on eight guiding values: order, diligence, purity, labor, honor, loyalty, faith, and humility.
as the pendulum wars continued, however, the cog grew into a legitimate, albeit a minor, political party.
after emergence day, cog leaders were the only ones willing to take the necessary steps to survive the epic devastation. they ratified the fortification act, wich established martial law and transformed jacinto plateau into an un-ssailable fortress.
the cog’s methods proved wildly popular, despite the fact that they temporarily abridged civil rights.
– only under the protection of the cog will humanity prevail!
chuckle or giggle. used to describe awkward laughter when something is weird or amusing but really not that funny.
dude did you know your junk is hanging out in your profile picture? oops. . . c.o.g.
prehaps short for (cognitive enhancement) : individual who abuses off-label nootropic (brain enhancing) drugs to boost performance on tests or at work in order to achieve superiority in a traditional, conformist way/venue. does not apply to individuals who take nootropics (like adderall, modafinil) to treat nervous disorders (add, depression, etc.). ‘cog’ contains both (1) the connotation of the ‘cog in the gear’, i.e., one of numerous faceless and subordinate drones in a large corporate enterprise/traditional educational setting (2) the connotation of ‘cheating’ to get ahead.
“betsy must be a genius. she party’s all the time and still gets a’s.” “no, she’s just a cog. i saw a bottle of modafinil on her nightstand.”

“john is sure to get that promotion. he worked til 3 a.m. everyday this month.” “and the pr-ck will probably get it. abc corp. loves cogs like him who are willing to fry their brains to get ahead.”
stands for coalition of gears. from the best game ever, gears of war. the cogs are the good guys that help fight the locust horde. the team every noobie wants to be on in multiplayer
dude hurry up and get on cog so we can own these b-tches

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