cold banana


practice of giving a guy a bl-w j-b after sucking on ice for several minutes, resulting in a very big surprise and a cold banana (icy weiner). usually accompanied by screaming omg or wtf on the part of the recepient. may also result in termination of s-xual activities and/or relationships. while most guys hate it, some love it and consider it a real treat.
eric finally broke up with janet after she gave him a cold banana.

eric finally broke up with mark after he gave him a cold banana.
when a man doesn’t c-m during s-x so he has to go to the bathroom and jerk off.
dude she was too ugly even for me. i ended up giving myself a cold banana.

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