cold calling cunt
the annoying c-nt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me sh-t that i don’t need.
should really target the elderly or disabled.
“h-llo and how are you today?”
“f-ck off, i don’t want to buy any of your sh-t and i told you the same thing yesterday”
“oh, that’s nice…well i am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a…”
“f-ck off!!!”
-hangs up phone-
“who was that on the phone?”
“just one of them cold calling c-nts”
“man, i hate those guys”
“nah, this one was a b-tch”
“man, i hate those b-tches”
-phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other c-nt on the end of the line-
the annoying c-nt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me sh-t that i don’t need.
should really target the elderly or disabled.
“h-llo and how are you today?”
“f-ck off, i don’t want to buy any of your sh-t and i told you the same thing yesterday”
“oh, that’s nice…well i am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a…”
“f-ck off!!!”
-hangs up phone-
“who was that on the phone?”
“just one of them cold calling c-nts”
“man, i hate those guys”
“nah, this one was a b-tch”
“man, i hate those b-tches”
-phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other c-nt on the end of the line-
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