cold coffee


any dark cola poured into a coffee cup when all the regular gl-sses are dirty because no one wants to wash dishes
all the gl-sses are dirty, guess i’ll drink cold coffee
any dark cola poured in a coffee cup when all the regular gl-sses are dirty
didn’t you wash dishes? guess i’ll drink cold coffee

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