coldspring


a very small very trashy place, oddly the local meth/crackheads mixed with the rural population. the town about 80 miles from downtown houston. lot’s of trees, losers, and fat people. has a single 3a high school that looks like an industrial warehouse to p-sser-bys
“coldspring is the sh-ts.”
“fo sho”
a very non-urban place about an hours drive from houston.
aka the b-tthole of texas. full of crackheads and meth-labs. tiny high school run by a sp-wn from h-ll.
“we gotta drive through coldspring.”
“oh no!”

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